1. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison
2. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.” — Paulo Coelho
3. “Bad decisions make good stories.” — Ellis Vidler
4. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished— If you’re alive it isn’t.” — Richard Bach
5. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.” — Eugene Bell Jr.
6. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
7. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” — Bill Watterson
8. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” — Harry Emerson Fosdick
Joke of the Day
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied…if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
